TTMS (things that men say)

As a single lady I have heard it all. Some lines more entertaining than others; some lines just totally hilarious! I thought I would share in case you were in need of a chuckle.
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The best so far was when a guy who I'd spent time with said, "I'm going to break you heart."

I almost laughed!!

Really?! I was certain he wouldn't get anywhere near my heart, let alone anything else! Ha!